neatpotatoes:

when parents force you to do chores right when you get home

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4 hours ago · 26823

foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

1 day ago · 103926
2 days ago · 56336

spicy-vagina-tacos:

before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing 

neopets

3 days ago · 451267

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

4 days ago · 530092

asian:

this url was a bad idea

5 days ago · 87956

lolsofunny:

beauty, grace, she is MISS UNITED STATES!

6 days ago · 133217

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

1 week ago · 257790

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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1 week ago · 96209

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

1 week ago · 315072