when parents force you to do chores right when you get home
before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan